Okay guys, this is kinda hard to say, but I’m about to blow your minds. You may want to make me some sort of demi-god after this. Maybe like a demi-god’s younger, less powerful cousin. I’d be cool with that. What I created was something of a game changer. And when I say game changer, I mean universe changer. thehousekitchen will never be the same. I made some cookies. But these cookies required that I ask my new homie Rawan if she was a vegetarian. You see where I’m going with this? Cookies + meat? Yeah I put bacon in the fucking cookies. My only complaint? There wasn’t enough bacon. I was too afraid, I’ll admit it. I was too hesitant to just go all the way and fill those motherfuckers with pieces of salty heaven. So, next time I attempt these, which may even be Saturday or something, I’ll be putting more bacon in them. Go ahead and bow down if you want, I can’t stop you. Now that I’m an honored human being inducted into the hall of fame of living beings, it feels pretty good, I gotta say.
peace ‘n luv